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NOTICE: The George W. Bush Library is now in the planning stages. The library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, drugs where you won’t be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, there where you don’t even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supreme Court’s Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The Decider Room, complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, same-sided coins, and 2-way mirrors to look directly into GWB’s or Cheney’s eyes.
The Museum will also have a Lab. with an electron microscope to help you locate any of the President’s accomplishments.
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